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- Everyone’s a little bit racist, but I’d rather it not be me.
- Requiem for an empty locker.
- In which I am a pain in the ass about mental illness, which is a pain in the ass
- To the drug addict who broke into my car at Dragon Con
- “What’s wrong with your face?”
- Motorcycle vaginas and godless murder sponges
- July 3, 2013.
- On anxiety and tattoos and Neil Gaiman.
- Obama! my bama!
- Revenge of the Turds
- The New Colossus: ABSOLUTELY NSFW Edition
- Chew Toy bites.
- Yeah, we can still see you.
- CONTENT ENEMA.
- (I’m the One That’s) Cool
- Hyperbole isn’t just my stripper name.
- In which I commit professional suicide.
- Vowel Movement: Sometimes the diamond in your mind is a floater in your toilet.
- This is a NSFW post about how advertising headlines should be subtle and not like your dong.
- Vowel Movement: It’s your fault I suck
- Gag me with a radish: 4 words and phrases copywriters should know
- The Writing Process, aka I Just Shart a Vlog
- Vowel Movement: 5 bullshit words that make me want to hurt you
- Crackwhores and Call Girls
- Yes We Can revise until our fingers bleed.
- Vowel Movement: Craigslist is making me murder squirrels
- William Bernbach doesn’t need your business.