Slumming it for Sexual Chocolate

This is the story of how I slept in a parking lot for beer. About a month ago, a guy named Ray Goodrich called and asked me to blog about the Foothills Brewing Sexual Chocolate 2014 release party. “Sure,” I said. “What’s a Sexual Chocolate release party?” Ray explained. “Oh,” I said, when he finished. […]


My year of things

So the other day I did that Facebook Year in Review thing. If you’re on Facebook, you can do it, too. Log in, go to your profile, and you’ll see this “See Your 2013 Year in Review” banner on the left-hand side. Click it. …okay, that was A BIG SACK O’SMEGMA, am I right? I […]


Requiem for an empty locker.

This is not like it is in the movies, I think, absurdly, as Sara Mohamadeian tests whether I will … [Read More...]


In which I am a pain in the ass about mental illness, which is a pain in the ass

I was in the emergency room and a man was fingering my asshole while my boyfriend watched. “Does … [Read More...]


To the drug addict who broke into my car at Dragon Con

You don't know me. And you will never see this. I don't know if you can see this. I don't know if … [Read More...]

The provocateur.

“What’s wrong with your face?”

A couch made me its bitch last Thursday. My boyfriend inherited an old couch from his workplace. … [Read More...]

This happened as the NC General Assembly prepared to take a vote on SB353. Poetry.

Motorcycle vaginas and godless murder sponges

I typically don't go around blowing my lady wad all over people's faces. It's rude and most of the … [Read More...]

July 3, 2013.

Today I have lived 30 years. Preface. A forensic reconstruction of things … [Read More...]


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